Look... It's not like the other Expendables are great movies, but at least they are some kind of exaggerated fun guilty pleasure action with a bunch of lovable old action heroes.
Expend4bles is just horrible, lazy and boring in every sense of the word. It's the minimal effort to make a movie from everybody involved. It's below action B-movies from the 80s. It's 2000s Steven Seagal quality. It's the movie equivalent of a ponzi scheme and people who pay to see this should feel cheated and demand a refund. There's no love, no effort and no intention of making anything slightly good.
Pretty much everything is made in studio in front of green screen with horrible, HORRIBLE, CGI environments and horrible cheap CGI over all. I question if anything, besides the actors, are real in this movie. You can pretty much picture the actors shuffling around in a small green screen studio, surrounded by green boxes, never breathing fresh air during the entire filming.
This is not even "Ha ha" bad. This is excruciating bad.
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