Man...I don't even know where to start with this steaming...pile...garbage heap of a movie. Guess I'll just start from the top. Clowntergeist... one would guess this is a play on the word poltergeist, which we all know intels paranormal, ghosts, hauntings etc. Well not this film maker, there isn't a ghost within 100 miles of this movie. Someone needs to go back to horror/scary movie definitions 101 before taking a stab at a movie like this again...pun intended.
Next, well they got the clown part right, there is a "killer" clown. Supposedly he's a demonic killer clown? Don't worry, you'll never find out how because the movie never tells you! I know, top notch writing right? The clown's name is ribcage and I can only guess why is because the only thing that will be hurting after you first see him is your ribcage from laughing so hard. This is by far, the most unscary, unintimidating, joke of a demon clown I've ever seen. He makes noises like some kind of wild animal, not to mention he moves around like one too, and bends and arches his body but not in the possessed scary way, just a silly laughable way.
The story is terrible. I've driven down dirt roads with less holes in them than this movie. Nothing connects, nothing is explained, it's like a 2 year old is telling you the story. It's mind numbing. Not to mention the abysmal cast and their "acting" doesn't improve anything in any way shape or form. It's just another nail in this movie's coffin.
Just steer clear of this one folks, in fact, if you have a fear of clowns, you may try watching this and see if it cures your phobia, at least then this movie would have some beneficial value to it.
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