"Town Full of Ghosts" is anything but that. Its full of something but nothing that is scary, intriguing, or worth wasting time watching. The film is set inexplicably in a part pretend, part real ghost town far out in the boonies, 3 hours away from civilization, and with no cellular service, water, power or infrastructure. Enter a young couple, hocked to the hilt, buying up the place to create the next version of Knotts Berry Farm...except, it has none of the above, which anyone will instantly recognize as laughable. The town has only one ghost, a pissed off madam from a bordello that was burned to the ground by townspeople, leaving her as the sole survivor. After hacking the 250 townspeople to death with an axe (how she was able to sneak up on the townspeople without someone hearing the slaughter, catching her in the act, grabbing a gun, and dispatching her to Hades defies the imagination), we are led to believe that Texas authorities then burned the remainder of the town down, to hide the shame of the crime. The new owner of the property knows nothing of this history, save a cryptic newspaper article, despite a theater building in the town holding maps and films explaining the entire history. Who buys a place without inspecting the grounds, or having it appraised, doing a walkthrough, asking for full dusclosure statements, etc, etc? Add to this implausible plot, awful acting, horrible dialogue, and awful photography, you get the perfect set-up for a yawn-worthy waste of time.
