Giving an honest review so, ah..
The film's storyline is actually great, predictable like any other dollhouse based film. The execution however? I couldn't tell if this film was supposed to be horrifically hilarious and satire
Sarah Dorsett who played a mute woman was genuinely the best actress this entire film, the only person who carried this for me, apart from the only sentence she said sounding ultimately cringe-worthy and expected.
The lady who played the murderous child, bless her poor soul, I'd be mad too if someone had wiped essentially and eyeliner pen over my face and told me that I was now, the scariest character in this film. I wanna know who gave this child an axe? A creepy doll? The lack of questions to randomly appeared doll houses in the house before she moved in besides there being literally no other furniture? How were the bodies not found? She literally left them laying around the house, to decompose, the attic already had a problem with rotting but there was no concept actually behind it? The dollhoises didn't even match the house, I'm pretty sure I owned the same one in pink although as a kid
This film was very much like my thinking, like random branching off little sidelinings of detail, suggesting some kind of plot thickening story line, but no, there was no thickness, just limpness
I have so many question's about anything and everything
This gives FX makeup straight from the 70s, the whole 90s/2000s forced 'jumpscare' kinda vibes.
But now, the life saving part, THE CREDITS! I do not know what humourous being had written those credits but they are the reason I'm giving 10 stars. The "concept - what concept?" and special thanks to the aldi, lidl and domino's - true hero's of course. Whoever you are kind stranger, thank you for making my endurance of this, so much better. It sounded like you were as done with this film-make as much as the first kid to get murdered in this sounded as done in any sentence he was supposed to say.
Anyway y'all, totally worth the watch from a comedic sense, even if it's still to vague even then, but a horror? Nowhere near.
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