Animation

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie

20081h 25m★ 5.7

AnimationAdventureComedy

Three vegetable friends seek the roots of true heroism during a 17th-century adventure.

Cast

Mike Nawrocki

Director

Tim Hodge

Jolly Joe

Tim Hodge

King's Ship Officer

Tim Hodge

Background Voices

Mike Nawrocki

Elliot

Mike Nawrocki

Pirate Jean Claude Pea

Cast

Mike Nawrocki

Director

Tim Hodge

Jolly Joe

Tim Hodge

King's Ship Officer

Tim Hodge

Background Voices

Mike Nawrocki

Elliot

Mike Nawrocki

Pirate Jean Claude Pea

Mike Nawrocki

Theater Foe

Phil Vischer

George

Phil Vischer

Sedgewick

Phil Vischer

Willory

Cam Clarke

Robert the Terrible

Cam Clarke

The King

LG

Laura Gerow

Eloise

Yuri Lowenthal

Alexander

AP

Alan Paul Lee

Blind Man

AP

Alan Paul Lee

One-Eyed Louie

CT

Cydney Trent

Bernadette

Keri Pagetta

Ellen

MM

Megan Murphy

Madame Blueberry

Sondra Morton

Caroline

Jim Poole

Pirate Scooter Carrot

DL

Drake Lyle

George Jr.

DL

Drake Lyle

Rock Monster Boy

AN

Ally Nawrocki

Lucy

AN

Ally Nawrocki

Rock Monster Girl

PK

Patrick Kramer

Collin

SY

Sloan Yarborough

Photographer

JS

Joe Spadaford

Jacob Lewis

JS

Joe Spadaford

Stubb Pirate Overboard

JS

Joe Spadaford

Stubb Pirate Coward

John Wahba

Dungeon Guard

John Wahba

Pirate with Dummy Sidekick

John Wahba

Background Voices

Phil Vischer

Writer

Mike Nawrocki

Writer

Trailer

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Comments

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première dame 123446Nov 28, 2025

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FreakygMay 19, 2024

Those lovable VeggieTales are back on the big screen in "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything." In the 17th Century, evil Robert the Terrible (Cam Clarke) has kidnapped the King's son, Alexander (Yuri Lowenthal), and his sister Bernadette (Cydney Trent) uses a special capsule her father gave her to summon help. In the modern time, George, Sedgewick and Elliot are busboys for a famous dinner theater, wishing they were really pirates. Soon they're transported to the 17th Century, and are now called upon to be heroes...even though they're all scared to death! VeggieTales is one of the best cartoon series for children. It teaches moral lessons without having it jammed down your throat, and even for grown-ups (like myself), I found the film to be surprisingly entertaining and hilarious (I mean, who wouldn't laugh at vegetables fainting?).

matselisontsohiMay 19, 2024

A classic hero's journey tale, with a twist of Bible and a heap of talking vegetables, that's not good but still better than most of the Narnia movies.

𝐙𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐀 𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐀𝐀𝐑May 19, 2024

I'm not a fan of Veggie Tales. However, in small bits quite clever and funny. It was with some apprehension therefore that I saw The Pirates that Don't Do Anything (okay I saw it because the trailers and commercials looked funny). The plot has three of the Veggies working at a pirate meal and show place like Medieval Times, but with pirates. they are little more than waiters who want to be in the show. When an audition goes wrong and gets them tossed, they figure their futures were bleak. However a magic ball from the past mistakes them for heroes and transports them back in time to help a Princess who has to rescue her brother from a real pirate. I'm mangling the plot but you get the idea. I thought this was hysterical. No its not the be all and end all, but it is clever and witty with a nice sense of silliness. I loved the cheese curls and the walking rocks and some of the songs...and I just had a good time. I'm not sure that this really required to be on the big screen at ten bucks a head, but its better than the Weinstein's Doogal or Happily N'ever After or some of the other poor animated films of late, so I shouldn't complain since I had a good time watching it. I don't know what else to say it was funny, is there anything else one needs to know?

user8672018878559May 19, 2024

Pirates was very cute, i took all of my younger brothers and sisters to see it and each of them liked something different about the movie. I especially liked the part where the rowboat fell out of the sky and the Rock Monster song was very funny. I grew up watching Veggie Tales and have been very disappointed with their more recent videos (post 2003 era) mostly because the writing seems to have lost something, it seemed like they were forcing the stories to have a blatantly Christian message. This movie was different from any other veggie tales because there was no Bible story the Pirates story was better than anything that's come out from them recently. However, about halfway through watching it, I started to fidget, luckily I had a bag with yarn and a crochet hook and I ended up having half a scarf by the time the movie was over.

Mekita_ta_taMay 19, 2024

I just got back from seeing this movie, which I went to see without my children because I wasn't sure how they would handle it. We are die-hard VT fans, but I was worried that the movie might be too intense for my three-year-old. The level of "scariness" is higher than in any other VT, and although it is a great, fun movie, (with an awesome if not hit-you-over-the-head obvious message), if your children are easily frightened I might wait until this one comes out on DVD. Put it this way: if you're such die-hard VT fan that pretty much the only TV your children watch is VeggieTales? This movie might scare them. If your children cried about the furnace in The Asparagus of La Mancha, this movie could be way too much for them to handle. Waiting for the DVD!!

الفسفوس🍫May 19, 2024

The veggies never cease to be entertaining.Our kids love them and I have an affection for them as well,but there are elements of this film that trouble me.While I suppose that there is a message that is Christian in nature in the film,God is never mentioned once,nor is the Bible or anything pertaining to it.In a normal Veggie Tales production,God is mentioned at least somewhere if not throughout.I find this troubling.Hopefully,the makers of this series will get back on the ball with their next production.Hopefully they have not forsaken what has endeared them to many people over the years and have sold out to mainstream Hollywood.This would be a rotten shame.Also,all of the usual VT characters get at least a small part in all or most of their productions,yet here this is not the case.We see only seconds of Bob the Tomato,and nothing at all of the French Peas or Junior Asparagus.This is not so much troubling as it is disappointing,I suppose.Overall,it's an entertaining watch,but in the end I see it as little more than an attempt to make a little dough off of a theme very popular in cinema these days:Pirates.So,Mike,Phil,if you ever read this,get back to those Christian values as quickly as you can and restore my sagging faith.

Neal LakhaniMay 19, 2024

Having kids around, I'm very familiar with the Veggie Tales. I've always admired their humor and their fun, and I enjoy something with a decent lesson or value that kids can learn. I was thoroughly impressed with this movie. This took a while to develop the story, but I believe it really made for their best feature, and some of the best work they've done to this point. I would always stack their animation against pretty much anyone animating today, and their humor and fun really come out. I took nieces and nephews to see this film, and the kids laughed and laughed. I did too. What more can one desire from a Saturday afternoon at the movies? This is a winner.

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