Unless there's some relevance hidden in extended and tedious opening titles, those same titles tend to give away what's to come....
This is a rather awkward, slow and decidedly predictable film, which seems to be a vanity project, and not much else.
The actors are almost as uncomfortable as the sets, which is probably what I spent most of my viewing-time being distracted by.
As for plot; the ending was telegraphed from the beginning, which could have been cleverly handled, but wasn't.
The music was devoid of atmosphere and felt like random, royalty-free downloads saved just before Limewire faded into obscurity.
The democratisation of filmmaking has simply produced more Ed Woods, and that's being generous.
