Most of these "great" reviews made me question if I watched the same movie as these other people!
This was a train wreck from start to finish with the best part being the description I read pre-viewing which intrigued me but unfortunately did Not describe the movie accurately at all!!
I understand this was a very low budget film but finding a person with a steady hand to hold the camera would have been a good idea.
The acting was hilariously bad with some characters over pronunciating Every Single Syllable, dramatically sighing, using unnecessary pregnant pauses or looking like they are reading every word from the very poorly written script.
This was a supposed horror movie with no blood, gore, suspense or jump scares.
Now let's get to this "plot"(s).
It takes place in the same crappy house 3 years apart, with this dude renting out this house where a supposed serial killer used to live. This guy is a writer with alcohol and addiction problems which has No bearing on the plot whatsoever and is commissioned by his boss to live in this house, and interview anyone who knew this serial killer guy to write a book about him I guess...
They transition to 3 years before by having conversations with many hilarious acquaintances of serial killer guy, and jump back and forth in time throughout the entire film using this tactic. Apparently, like Many movies have successfully done before, a man makes a "Deal with the Devil" to improve his life. By making this "deal" he is supposed to get money, status and acclaim for his "art work" and fiddle playing? The entire "deal" was very vague and confusing so I'm not sure what he was agreeing to...
After the Devil gets this guy to kill and chop up his wife (who looks 20 years younger than him and her over the top acting abilities had me laughing out loud then rewinding just to watch and laugh again), he tells this dude to spend all of his OWN MONEY on a party at his crap hole of a house to have some fun and sell his art?? This "deal" seems kinda one sided throughout the entire movie.
At this party, an old "art dealer" dude decides that this guys paint by number pieces of crap are worth $10,000 and tells him to keep the art gold coming because apparently civilization has lost all taste in what actual art looks like, and soon convinced this guy that on top of his super duper art and fiddle playing he thinks he would be an Amazing poet as well!! That same night, the devil gets a girl super hammered and after she pukes he convinces her to spend the night with that guy. The devil shows up post coitus and tells the dude that because he gave him a tiny bit of success, a little bit of cash and convinced the world he had a little bit of talent that in return this dude has to kill this drunk girl and dispose of the body. This apparently continues with 17 more gullible women with no one catching on.
This was when I started to fall asleep and Literally forced myself to keep watching.
To make a very long, boring, and pointless movie short, the guy falls in love with a women, devil wants him to kill her, he says no so he kill's himself instead.
The end comes back to the present with the writer guy. He meets an easy girl on the street, she gets off on being kissed and strangled and this dude kills her...the devil shows up and wants to now make this new guy a "deal"...literally pointless. I am boring myself Writing about this awful movie.
Don't waste your time. This is by far the worst movie I've seen in a very long time.
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